This is a fun list. A literal music video, also called a "literal video version", is a parody of an official music video clip in which the lyrics have been replaced with lyrics that describe the visuals in the video. Literal video versions are usually based on music videos in which the imagery appears illogical, disconnected with the lyrics, and more concerned with impressive visuals than actual meaning. The results are often hilarious. I encourage you to watch them all and have a blast! These are my Top 20 literal video songs.
1. Total Eclipse of the Heart
2. I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)
3. Head Over Heels
4. Never Gonna Give You Up
5. Take On Me
6. Making Love Out of Nothing at All
7. Love is a Battlefield
8. Daydream Believer
9. Jingle Bell Rock
10. White Wedding
11. Penny Lane
12. Safety Dance
13. Separate Ways
14. Under the Bridge
15. With Arms Wide Open
16. Billie Jean
17. We Built this City
18. Ghostbusters
19. You're Beautiful
20. Birdhouse of your Soul
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Saturday, May 2, 2009
Top 20 Songs About Masturbation
1. The Divinyls - I Touch Myself
“Do we even need to write the lyrics here?/You know the damn thing by now don’t you? Don’t you? Fine, here it is/I don’t want anybody else/And when I think about you I touch myself/Ooh, ooh, ooh, aah.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FGk63Fv7t4
2. Billy Joel - Sometimes a Fantasy
"I didn't want to do it but I got too lonely/I had to call you up in the middle of the night/I know it's awful hard to try to make love long distance/But I really needed stimulation/Though it was only my imagination."
3. Billy Idol - Dancing with Myself
“When there’s no-one else in sight/In the crowded lonely night/Well I wait so long/For my love vibration/And I’m dancing with myself.”
4. Billy Squier - The Stroke
"You put your right hand out give a firm hand-shake/ Talk to me about that one big break/Spread your ear-pollution both far and wide/Keep your contributions by your side and stroke me, stroke me."
5. Britney Spears - The Touch of my Hand
“Cause I just discovered/Imagination’s taken over/Another day without a lover/The more I come to understand the touch of my hand/The small of my back/The arch of my feet/Lately I’ve been noticing the beautiful me/I’m all in my skin and I’m not gonna wait/I’m into myself in a most precious way.”
6. Cyndi Lauper - She Bop
“Do I wanna go out with a lions roar/Huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more/Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine/They say I better stop--or Ill go blind/Oop--she bop--she bop.”
7. The Violent Femmes - Blister in the Sun
“Let me go on, like I blister in the sun/Let me go on, big hands I know your the one/Body and beats, I stain my sheets/I don’t even know why.”
8. Tori Amos - Icicle
“And when my hand touches myself/I can finally rest my head/And when they take from his body/I think I’ll take from mine instead/Getting off, getting off while they’re all downstairs.”
9. Prince - Darling Nikki
“I knew a girl named Nikki/I guess u could say she was a sex fiend/I met her in a hotel lobby/Masturbating with a magazine/She said how’d you like to waste some time/And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind.”
10. The Vapors - Turning Japanese
“This I’ve got your picture, I’ve got your picture/I’d like a million of you all round my cell/I want a doctor to take your picture/So I can look at you from inside as well/You’ve got me turning up and turning down/And turning in and turning ‘round/I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese.”
11. Madonna - Express Yourself
"What you need is a big strong hand to lift you to your higher ground/Make you feel like a queen on a throne/Make him love you till you can't come down"
12. The Who - Pictures of Lily
"Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful/ Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night/Pitcures of Lily solved my childhood problems/Pictures of Lily helped me feel alright".
13. Pink - Fingers
"When it’s late at night and you’re fast a sleep/I let my fingers do the walking/I press record I become a fiend/
And no one else is watching/I let my fingers do the walking"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLbH6bk-0zM
14. Hawaiian Ryan - Weenie in a Bottle
No one wanted to be with me,Had to make my dream come true,I wanted to hump something,I didn't know what to do.
It seemed like a good idea,And no one else was around,I stuck my weenie in a bottle,And now I can't get it out!
15. Devo - Whip It
"When a problem comes along/You must whip it/Before the cream sits out too long/You must whip it/When somethings going wrong/You must whip it"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbt30UnzRWw&feature=PlayList&p=B3E920E5BE919579&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=19
16. Save Ferris - Come on Eileen
"With you in that dress, oh my thoughts I confess verge on dirty, Ah come on eileen"
17. Green Day - Longview
"Bite my lip and close my eyes/Take me away to paradise/I'm so damn bored I'm going blind/And I smell like shit"
18. Elvis Costello - Pump it Up
Down in the pleasure centre/hell bent or heaven sent,listen to the propaganda,listen to the latest slander.
There's nothing underhand that she wouldn't understand. Pump it up until you can feel it. Pump it up when you don't really need it"
19. The Knack - My Sharona
"Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run./Gun it comin' off the line Sharona/Never gonna stop, give it up./Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo."
20. Tommy Tutone - 867-5309/Jenny
"Jenny, Jenny, you're the girl for me. You don't know me but you make me so happy. I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve. I tried my imagination, but I was disturbed."
“Do we even need to write the lyrics here?/You know the damn thing by now don’t you? Don’t you? Fine, here it is/I don’t want anybody else/And when I think about you I touch myself/Ooh, ooh, ooh, aah.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FGk63Fv7t4
2. Billy Joel - Sometimes a Fantasy
"I didn't want to do it but I got too lonely/I had to call you up in the middle of the night/I know it's awful hard to try to make love long distance/But I really needed stimulation/Though it was only my imagination."
3. Billy Idol - Dancing with Myself
“When there’s no-one else in sight/In the crowded lonely night/Well I wait so long/For my love vibration/And I’m dancing with myself.”
4. Billy Squier - The Stroke
"You put your right hand out give a firm hand-shake/ Talk to me about that one big break/Spread your ear-pollution both far and wide/Keep your contributions by your side and stroke me, stroke me."
5. Britney Spears - The Touch of my Hand
“Cause I just discovered/Imagination’s taken over/Another day without a lover/The more I come to understand the touch of my hand/The small of my back/The arch of my feet/Lately I’ve been noticing the beautiful me/I’m all in my skin and I’m not gonna wait/I’m into myself in a most precious way.”
6. Cyndi Lauper - She Bop
“Do I wanna go out with a lions roar/Huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more/Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine/They say I better stop--or Ill go blind/Oop--she bop--she bop.”
7. The Violent Femmes - Blister in the Sun
“Let me go on, like I blister in the sun/Let me go on, big hands I know your the one/Body and beats, I stain my sheets/I don’t even know why.”
8. Tori Amos - Icicle
“And when my hand touches myself/I can finally rest my head/And when they take from his body/I think I’ll take from mine instead/Getting off, getting off while they’re all downstairs.”
9. Prince - Darling Nikki
“I knew a girl named Nikki/I guess u could say she was a sex fiend/I met her in a hotel lobby/Masturbating with a magazine/She said how’d you like to waste some time/And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind.”
10. The Vapors - Turning Japanese
“This I’ve got your picture, I’ve got your picture/I’d like a million of you all round my cell/I want a doctor to take your picture/So I can look at you from inside as well/You’ve got me turning up and turning down/And turning in and turning ‘round/I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese.”
11. Madonna - Express Yourself
"What you need is a big strong hand to lift you to your higher ground/Make you feel like a queen on a throne/Make him love you till you can't come down"
12. The Who - Pictures of Lily
"Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful/ Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night/Pitcures of Lily solved my childhood problems/Pictures of Lily helped me feel alright".
13. Pink - Fingers
"When it’s late at night and you’re fast a sleep/I let my fingers do the walking/I press record I become a fiend/
And no one else is watching/I let my fingers do the walking"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLbH6bk-0zM
14. Hawaiian Ryan - Weenie in a Bottle
No one wanted to be with me,Had to make my dream come true,I wanted to hump something,I didn't know what to do.
It seemed like a good idea,And no one else was around,I stuck my weenie in a bottle,And now I can't get it out!
15. Devo - Whip It
"When a problem comes along/You must whip it/Before the cream sits out too long/You must whip it/When somethings going wrong/You must whip it"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbt30UnzRWw&feature=PlayList&p=B3E920E5BE919579&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=19
16. Save Ferris - Come on Eileen
"With you in that dress, oh my thoughts I confess verge on dirty, Ah come on eileen"
17. Green Day - Longview
"Bite my lip and close my eyes/Take me away to paradise/I'm so damn bored I'm going blind/And I smell like shit"
18. Elvis Costello - Pump it Up
Down in the pleasure centre/hell bent or heaven sent,listen to the propaganda,listen to the latest slander.
There's nothing underhand that she wouldn't understand. Pump it up until you can feel it. Pump it up when you don't really need it"
19. The Knack - My Sharona
"Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run./Gun it comin' off the line Sharona/Never gonna stop, give it up./Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo."
20. Tommy Tutone - 867-5309/Jenny
"Jenny, Jenny, you're the girl for me. You don't know me but you make me so happy. I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve. I tried my imagination, but I was disturbed."
Friday, March 27, 2009
Top 20 Funniest Country Song Names
Believe it or not all of these songs are actual songs... and if you Google some of the lyrics, you'll see that some of them actually make sense. Still, I wonder what these guys were smoking when they came up with these titles...
1. Thom Sharpe - I Don’t Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling
Well, if I were you, I wouldn't know what to do either.
2. Jimmy Buffet - My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
Dude, I think you'd better go bowling.
3. Waylon Jennings - Get Your Tongue Out of my Mouth, I’m Kissing you Goodbye
Huh?
4. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
Would have been totally worth it too
5. Jimmy Buffet - If the Phone Doesn’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me
If I don't knock on your door, it's me too
6. And there was Grandma, Swinging on the Outhouse Door, without a shirt on
Weeeh! Grandma knows how to party!!
7. Dan Hicks - How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
Hey, I feel 4 u, man! I've had that same problem before
8. Austin Lounge Lizards - Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You
I think it may be the other way around
9. Jerry Reed - She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)
Uh, what a surprise! Did you actually expect to keep the goldmine?
10. Phil Earhart - My wife ran off with my best friend and I sure do miss HIM
Hmmm... I love you, man! Please, come back!
11. Chuck Wagon - You Shot the TV but You Were Aiming at Me
Urgh! Where are we gonna watch Idol?
12. Ruby Wright - Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
But I took a detour through IHOP and Baskin Robbins.
13. Gretchen Phillips - I Spent My Last Ten Dollars on Birth Control and Beer
But you still did not get laid.
14. Joe Nichols - Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
Dude, can I get her number?
15. I Bought A Car From A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run, So
We're Even
Not really, you could always get a refund for that car!
16. Johnny Cash - I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart
Hey, if yellow, let it mellow...
17. Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn - You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
Some people should not be allowed to bear children
18. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
Sorry, I divorced you yesterday.
19. I Got in at 2 with a 10 and Woke Up at 10 with a 2
You should have left at 6 when she was a 5.
20. Waylon Jennings - Too Dumb for NY, Too Ugly for LA
Dude, you got it backwards - you're too ugly for NY and too dumb for LA.
Next week: Top 20 long songs (over 8 minutes long)
1. Thom Sharpe - I Don’t Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling
Well, if I were you, I wouldn't know what to do either.
2. Jimmy Buffet - My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
Dude, I think you'd better go bowling.
3. Waylon Jennings - Get Your Tongue Out of my Mouth, I’m Kissing you Goodbye
Huh?
4. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
Would have been totally worth it too
5. Jimmy Buffet - If the Phone Doesn’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me
If I don't knock on your door, it's me too
6. And there was Grandma, Swinging on the Outhouse Door, without a shirt on
Weeeh! Grandma knows how to party!!
7. Dan Hicks - How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
Hey, I feel 4 u, man! I've had that same problem before
8. Austin Lounge Lizards - Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You
I think it may be the other way around
9. Jerry Reed - She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)
Uh, what a surprise! Did you actually expect to keep the goldmine?
10. Phil Earhart - My wife ran off with my best friend and I sure do miss HIM
Hmmm... I love you, man! Please, come back!
11. Chuck Wagon - You Shot the TV but You Were Aiming at Me
Urgh! Where are we gonna watch Idol?
12. Ruby Wright - Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
But I took a detour through IHOP and Baskin Robbins.
13. Gretchen Phillips - I Spent My Last Ten Dollars on Birth Control and Beer
But you still did not get laid.
14. Joe Nichols - Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
Dude, can I get her number?
15. I Bought A Car From A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run, So
We're Even
Not really, you could always get a refund for that car!
16. Johnny Cash - I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart
Hey, if yellow, let it mellow...
17. Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn - You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
Some people should not be allowed to bear children
18. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
Sorry, I divorced you yesterday.
19. I Got in at 2 with a 10 and Woke Up at 10 with a 2
You should have left at 6 when she was a 5.
20. Waylon Jennings - Too Dumb for NY, Too Ugly for LA
Dude, you got it backwards - you're too ugly for NY and too dumb for LA.
Next week: Top 20 long songs (over 8 minutes long)
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Top 20 Funniest Songs
For this list, I was looking for real songs and not comedy routines (Who’s on First?) or comedy routines with music on the background (No Sex in the Champagne Room). People had to sing, sing, sing, SING….
1. Allan Sherman – Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (A Letter From Camp)
At Camp Grenada, the lake has alligators, your bunkmate may have malaria and you may get ptomaine poisoning after dinner or get eaten by a bear…A true timeless classic!
2. Ray Stevens – The Streak
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened? Boogedy Boogedy…
3. Weird Al Yankovic - White and Nerdy
Are you fluent in JavaScript and Klingon? If you are, you may be too white and nerdy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
4. Lonzo and Oscar – I’m My Own Grandpa
You have to hear it to believe it!
5. Spamalot – Song that Goes Like This
Once in every list there is a song that goes like this, and this is the song that goes like this.
6. Monty Phyton – The Lumberjack Song
Well, he is a lumberjack and he is OK.. he sleeps all day and works all night.. or does he? The You Tube link also includes the famous Dead Parrot sketch.
7. Barenaked Ladies – If I had a Million Dollars
Pre-wrapped bacon? Can you blame them? Of course, I do.
8. Four Postmen – Four Years of High School Spanish
Mi pantalones es muy caliente! El taco es en la del baño!
9. Woody Harrelson & John C. Riley - Bad Jokes
You hear about the Viagra shipment that got stolen? They’re looking for hardened criminals…
10. Cledus T. Judd – The First Redneck on the Internet
He was the First Redneck on the Internet, a bonafied cyber-threat!
11. Weird Al Yankovis – Bedrock Anthem
Well, yaba-daba-doo now! Well, yaba-daba-doo now!
12. Ray Stevens – Shriner’s Convention
Meanwhile back at the motel…
13. Spamalot – Brave Sir Robin
Brave Sir Robin was not afraid all to be killed in nasty ways
14. Avenue Q – The Internet is for Porn
Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn!!
15. Tom Lehrer – The Periodic Table of the Elements Song
I hope you are all taking notes because there’s gonna be a short quiz next period
16. Tenacious D – Classico
If you think is time to fucking rock and fucking roll out of control…
17. Ray Stevens – Along Came Jones
And the he grabbed her.. he tied her up…he turned on the bandsaw…
18. Elmo & Patsy - Grandma Was Runover by a Reindeer
Should we open up our gifts or send them back? Send them back???
19. South Park – Blame Canada
They are not a real country anyway!
20. Straight No Chaser – The 12 Days of Christmas
You’d better not… in a pear tree!
Next Week: The top 20 coolest song parts.
1. Allan Sherman – Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (A Letter From Camp)
At Camp Grenada, the lake has alligators, your bunkmate may have malaria and you may get ptomaine poisoning after dinner or get eaten by a bear…A true timeless classic!
2. Ray Stevens – The Streak
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened? Boogedy Boogedy…
3. Weird Al Yankovic - White and Nerdy
Are you fluent in JavaScript and Klingon? If you are, you may be too white and nerdy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
4. Lonzo and Oscar – I’m My Own Grandpa
You have to hear it to believe it!
5. Spamalot – Song that Goes Like This
Once in every list there is a song that goes like this, and this is the song that goes like this.
6. Monty Phyton – The Lumberjack Song
Well, he is a lumberjack and he is OK.. he sleeps all day and works all night.. or does he? The You Tube link also includes the famous Dead Parrot sketch.
7. Barenaked Ladies – If I had a Million Dollars
Pre-wrapped bacon? Can you blame them? Of course, I do.
8. Four Postmen – Four Years of High School Spanish
Mi pantalones es muy caliente! El taco es en la del baño!
9. Woody Harrelson & John C. Riley - Bad Jokes
You hear about the Viagra shipment that got stolen? They’re looking for hardened criminals…
10. Cledus T. Judd – The First Redneck on the Internet
He was the First Redneck on the Internet, a bonafied cyber-threat!
11. Weird Al Yankovis – Bedrock Anthem
Well, yaba-daba-doo now! Well, yaba-daba-doo now!
12. Ray Stevens – Shriner’s Convention
Meanwhile back at the motel…
13. Spamalot – Brave Sir Robin
Brave Sir Robin was not afraid all to be killed in nasty ways
14. Avenue Q – The Internet is for Porn
Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn!!
15. Tom Lehrer – The Periodic Table of the Elements Song
I hope you are all taking notes because there’s gonna be a short quiz next period
16. Tenacious D – Classico
If you think is time to fucking rock and fucking roll out of control…
17. Ray Stevens – Along Came Jones
And the he grabbed her.. he tied her up…he turned on the bandsaw…
18. Elmo & Patsy - Grandma Was Runover by a Reindeer
Should we open up our gifts or send them back? Send them back???
19. South Park – Blame Canada
They are not a real country anyway!
20. Straight No Chaser – The 12 Days of Christmas
You’d better not… in a pear tree!
Next Week: The top 20 coolest song parts.
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