Monday, July 6, 2009

Top 20 Songs About Bitches

These are songs about bitches from both the perspective of the bitch (Bitch, Keeps Getting Better, etc.) and the perspective of their victims (Tango:Maureen, Ingrata). This is a tribute to all you bitches out there, and you know who you are.


1. Meredith Brooks - Bitch

I hate the world today / You're so good to me / I know but I can't change / Tried to tell you / But you look at me like maybe / I'm an angel underneath / Innocent and sweet

Yesterday I cried / Must have been relieved to see / The softer side / I can understand how you'd be so confused / I don't envy you / I'm a little bit of everything / All rolled into one

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover / I'm a child, I'm a mother / I'm a sinner, I'm a saint / I do not feel ashamed / I'm your hell, I'm your dream / I'm nothing in between / You know you wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am / This may mean you'll have to be a stronger man / Rest assured that / When I start to make you nervous / And I'm going to extremes / Tomorrow I will change /

And today won't mean a thing / Just when you think, you got me figured out / The season's already changing / I think it's cool, you do what you do / And don't try to save me






2. Christina Aguilera - Keeps Getting Better

Some days I'm a super bitch / Up to my old tricks / But it won't last forever / Next day / I'm your super girl / Out to save the world / And it keeps getting better / Kiss / kiss / gonna tell you right now / I'll make it sweet on the lips, I'll simply knock you out / Shut up I don't care what you say / Cuz when we both in the ring you're gonna like it my way / Yeah baby there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet / and you'll be loving it




3. RENT - Tango: Maureen

When you're dancing her dance / You don't stand a chance / Her grip of romance / Make you fall / So you think, 'Might as well' / "Dance a tango to hell" / 'At least I'll have tangoed at all' / The Tango Maureen / Gotta dance till your diva is through / You pretend to believe her / Cause in the end -- you can't leave her / But the end it will come / Still you have to play dumb / Till you're glum and you bum / And turn blue





4. Cafe Tacuba - Ingrata

Ingrata, no me digas que me quieres / no me digas que adoras, que me amas /que me extra├▒as que ya no te creo nada / Ingrata, que no ves que estoy sufriendo / por favor hoy no me digas que sin mi te estas muriendo / que tus lagrimas son falsas





5. Elton John - The Bitch is back

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch / Oh the bitch is back / Stone cold sober as a matter of fact I can bitch, I can bitch / 'cause I'm better than you / It's the way that I move / The things that I do



6. Billy Joel - Stiletto

She cuts you once, she cuts you twice / But still you believe / The wound is so fresh you can taste the blood / But you don't have strength to leave / You've been bought, you've been sold / You've been locked outside the door / But you stand there pleadin' /With your insides bleedin'/ 'Cause you deep down want some more / When she says she wants forgiveness / It's such a clever masquerade / She's so good with her stiletto / You don't even see the blade / You don't see the blade




7. Foreigner - Cold as Ice

You're as cold as ice / you're willing to sacrifice our love / You never take advice, someday you'll pay the price, I know / I've seen it before, it happens all the time /
You're closing the door, you leave the world behind / You're digging for gold, you're throwing away / a fortune in feelings, but someday you'll pay



8. Meat Loaf - I'll Kill You if you Don't Come Back

And in the pit of the night I hear you laughing so loud / I know you're laughing at me / oh ain't it funny and sad / The way I fell for your lies / the way I fell into love / And then begged to be free / You gave me nothing at all - now let me give it to you / You taught me how to be cruel - now let me try it on you / How do you abuse me? - let me count the ways / How many hours in how many days? / How does it amuse you? - let me count the pain / How many rules breaking how many games? / In every way I want you out of my life / But I'll kill you if you don't come back / I'll kill you if you don't come back




9. SheDaisy - Lucky 4 you (It's Just Me Tonight)

Number 5 just cries a river a minute / 7 wants to tie you up and drown you in it /
Yeah, 14 just wants to say so long, bygones / 32 wants to do things to you that'll make you blush / 10 would key the El Camino that you love so much / And there ain't nobody wants to mess with 23 / Oh, lucky 4 you tonight I'm just me





10. Maneater - Nelly Furtado

Everybody look at me, me / I walk in the door you start screaming / Come on everybody whatcha here for? / Move your body around like a nympho / Everybody get your necks to crack around / All you crazy people come on jump around / I want to see you all on your knees, knees / You either want to be with me, or be me!




11. Billy Joel - She's Always a Woman

And she'll promise you more than the garden of eden / Then she'll carelessly cut you / And laugh while you're bleeding / But she'll bring out the best / And the worst you can be / Blame it all on yourself / Cause she's always a woman to me

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12. Rick Springfield - I've done Everything for You

This one way love affair ain't fair / it ain't fair to me / It's all give and take and
you just take / I can't take it, you see / Well, I'm givin' up on love this time /
Me and my friends, well do just fine





13. The Guess Who - Laughing

(Laughing) / ‘Cause you’re doin’ it to me. / (Laughing) / It ain’t the way it should be / You took away ev’rything I had. / You put the hurt on me.




14. Amy Winehouse - You Know I'm no good

I cheated myself / Like I knew I would / I told ya, I was trouble / You know that I'm no good




15. Black Sabbath - Evil Woman

I've seen a look of evil in your eyes / you've been filling me all full of lies /
Sorrow will not change your shameful deeds / Do well best, someone else has better seen / Evil woman / don't you play your games with me




16. Words - Monkees

Words that never were true / Spoken to help nobody but you / Words with lies inside, But small enough to hide / til your playing was through. ah!





17. ELO - Evil Woman

Evil woman how you done me wrong / But now you're tryin to wail a different song / Ha ha funny how you broke me up, you made the wine now you drink the cup / I came runnin every time you cried, thought I saw love smiling in your eyes / Ha ha very nice to know, that you ain't got no place left to go.




18. Hall & Oates - Maneater

Ooh, she's sitting with you but her eyes are on the door / So many have paid to see what you think you're getting for free / The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a jaguar / Money's the matter, if you're in it for love, you ain't gonna get too far




19. Chicago - Cell Block Tango

He had it coming / He had it coming / He only had himself to blame / If you'd have been there / If you'd have seen it / I betcha you would have done the same!




20. Offspring - She's got Issues

And I said yeah, yeah / Oh man she's got issues / And I'm gonna pay / Yeah, yeah / She says she's the victim / But she takes it all out on me / I don't know why you're messed up / I don't know why your whole life is a chore / Just do me a favour / And check your baggage at the door

9 comments:

  1. while musically the songs are not to my liking.............the lyrics own......Fuck You Lucy By atmosphere is perfect too

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  2. Great list! I would add "Easy lover" by Phil collins..
    She's an easy lover/She'll take your heart but you won't feel it/She's like no other/And I'm just trying to make you see
    Such a good song! :)

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  3. You may be would not believe me but I like all this songs, all of them.
    Thanks for sharing and for that amazing list.
    Good luck men.

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  4. what about ''Belinda - lolita'' i know the lyrics are written on spanish but if you translate them it becomes #1 on your list

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  5. http://www.taltopia.com/view/195732/user/0/6/Get-Your-Bitch-On

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  6. You forgot Roses by Outkast. Still a good list though.

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  7. Half of Lily Allen's songs should've been on here ;)

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