Top 20 Funniest Country Song Names

Believe it or not all of these songs are actual songs... and if you Google some of the lyrics, you'll see that some of them actually make sense. Still, I wonder what these guys were smoking when they came up with these titles...


1. Thom Sharpe - I Don’t Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling

Well, if I were you, I wouldn't know what to do either.

2. Jimmy Buffet - My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus

Dude, I think you'd better go bowling.

3. Waylon Jennings - Get Your Tongue Out of my Mouth, I’m Kissing you Goodbye

Huh?

4. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

Would have been totally worth it too

5. Jimmy Buffet - If the Phone Doesn’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me

If I don't knock on your door, it's me too

6. And there was Grandma, Swinging on the Outhouse Door, without a shirt on

Weeeh! Grandma knows how to party!!

7. Dan Hicks - How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

Hey, I feel 4 u, man! I've had that same problem before

8. Austin Lounge Lizards - Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You

I think it may be the other way around

9. Jerry Reed - She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)

Uh, what a surprise! Did you actually expect to keep the goldmine?

10. Phil Earhart - My wife ran off with my best friend and I sure do miss HIM

Hmmm... I love you, man! Please, come back!

11. Chuck Wagon - You Shot the TV but You Were Aiming at Me

Urgh! Where are we gonna watch Idol?

12. Ruby Wright - Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears

But I took a detour through IHOP and Baskin Robbins.

13. Gretchen Phillips - I Spent My Last Ten Dollars on Birth Control and Beer

But you still did not get laid.

14. Joe Nichols - Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

Dude, can I get her number?

15. I Bought A Car From A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run, So
We're Even

Not really, you could always get a refund for that car!

16. Johnny Cash - I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart

Hey, if yellow, let it mellow...

17. Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn - You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

Some people should not be allowed to bear children

18. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite

Sorry, I divorced you yesterday.


19. I Got in at 2 with a 10 and Woke Up at 10 with a 2

You should have left at 6 when she was a 5.


20. Waylon Jennings - Too Dumb for NY, Too Ugly for LA

Dude, you got it backwards - you're too ugly for NY and too dumb for LA.


Next week: Top 20 long songs (over 8 minutes long)