For this list, I was looking for real songs and not comedy routines (Who’s on First?) or comedy routines with music on the background (No Sex in the Champagne Room). People had to sing, sing, sing, SING….
1. Allan Sherman – Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (A Letter From Camp)
At Camp Grenada, the lake has alligators, your bunkmate may have malaria and you may get ptomaine poisoning after dinner or get eaten by a bear…A true timeless classic!
2. Ray Stevens – The Streak
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened? Boogedy Boogedy…
3. Weird Al Yankovic - White and Nerdy
4. Lonzo and Oscar – I’m My Own Grandpa
You have to hear it to believe it!
5. Spamalot – Song that Goes Like This
Once in every list there is a song that goes like this, and this is the song that goes like this.
6. Monty Phyton – The Lumberjack Song
Well, he is a lumberjack and he is OK.. he sleeps all day and works all night.. or does he? The You Tube link also includes the famous Dead Parrot sketch.
7. Barenaked Ladies – If I had a Million Dollars
Pre-wrapped bacon? Can you blame them? Of course, I do.
8. Four Postmen – Four Years of High School Spanish
Mi pantalones es muy caliente! El taco es en la del baño!
9. Woody Harrelson & John C. Riley - Bad Jokes
You hear about the Viagra shipment that got stolen? They’re looking for hardened criminals…
10. Cledus T. Judd – The First Redneck on the Internet
He was the First Redneck on the Internet, a bonafied cyber-threat!
11. Weird Al Yankovis – Bedrock Anthem
Well, yaba-daba-doo now! Well, yaba-daba-doo now!
12. Ray Stevens – Shriner’s Convention
Meanwhile back at the motel…
13. Spamalot – Brave Sir Robin
Brave Sir Robin was not afraid all to be killed in nasty ways
14. Avenue Q – The Internet is for Porn
Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn!!
15. Tom Lehrer – The Periodic Table of the Elements Song
I hope you are all taking notes because there’s gonna be a short quiz next period
16. Tenacious D – Classico
If you think is time to fucking rock and fucking roll out of control…
17. Ray Stevens – Along Came Jones
And the he grabbed her.. he tied her up…he turned on the bandsaw…
18. Elmo & Patsy - Grandma Was Runover by a Reindeer
Should we open up our gifts or send them back? Send them back???
19. South Park – Blame Canada
They are not a real country anyway!
20. Straight No Chaser – The 12 Days of Christmas
You’d better not… in a pear tree!
Next Week: The top 20 coolest song parts.